I saw this on another website and thought it was funny but sadly true. We have never seen someone use a chainsaw to cut their firewood, but all 20 other items in the list we've seen.
I would change one of the items from "Be sure to use your power drill to raise or lower your trailer jacks early or late in the day." to "Be sure to use your power drill on hammer mode to raise or lower your jacks" We see this often and I so badly want to walk over to the person and ask them why hammer mode is really necessary. I swear you can hear it a mile away.
I would change one of the items from "Be sure to use your power drill to raise or lower your trailer jacks early or late in the day." to "Be sure to use your power drill on hammer mode to raise or lower your jacks" We see this often and I so badly want to walk over to the person and ask them why hammer mode is really necessary. I swear you can hear it a mile away.
- Be sure your campfire smoke always blows in your neighbor’s window.
- Never pick up your dog’s poop.
- Crank up your music as loud as possible. A boombox on the picnic table works great!
- Turn on every outdoor light on your RV after dark. Add additional lights, especially blinking colored lights. Keep them on all night.
- Sit around your campfire with bubbas getting drunk, belching, swearing and smoking cigars.
- Let your engine idle for at least 30 minutes in the early morning before leaving your campsite.
- Watch your favorite Rambo movies loudly on your outdoor TV. The later at night, the better.
- Burn your trash in the campfire pit.
- Encourage your dog to bark at every camper that walks by and every other sound it hears outside the RV.
- Teach your kids or grandkids that walking or riding their bikes through other campers’ sites is a good way to get around the park.
- If you arrive late night in a campground, bang everything as loudly as you can while setting up and be sure to swear loudly at your partner while backing in.
- If you take an early-morning or late evening walk in the campground, talk loudly. If you bring your male dog along, let it off leash so it can pee on other campers’ outdoor furniture and their car or RV tires.
- Be sure to proudly display large political flags or banners.
- To get a conversation going with a stranger, say something like this: “Hey, how about that Trump (or Biden)?”
- Run your generator at all hours.
- Be sure to use your power drill to raise or lower your trailer jacks early or late in the day.
- Always use your cell phone outdoors. Be sure to speak loudly and use the speaker with its volume turned all the way up.
- So what if your kids or grandkids are running all over the place, screaming and yelling? They’re on vacation! Let ’em have fun!
- Use a chainsaw to cut firewood.
- Everybody loves tobacco smoke, right? So what if your cigar smoke blows into their window? It’s a free world!
- Let your dog in camper barking continuously while you go somewhere for half a day.
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